Feral Paws Rescue
........Saving Feral Cats (TNR)
We get so many cute cat emails we wanted to share with you all some of the cute cat stuff out their on cats that is sent to us. 
The cat goes to heaven
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A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'
The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.' God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful little roller skates. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?' The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!'
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I adopted your pet today
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I Adopted Your Pet Today...The One You Gave Away I adopted your pet today... The one you left at the pound; The one you had for eight years And no longer wanted around. lost weight? Did you know he's scared and depressed And seems to have lost all faith? a little cold; Guess you don't care what shape he's in ? You abandoned him I am told. baby or moving away? Did you suddenly develop allergies, Or was there NO reason he couldn't stay? even eat much; I guess he's very sad inside and It'll take time for him to trust. to stay; He's found his FOREVER home And a warm bed in which to lay. all that he will need - Patience, love, and security, So he can forget your selfish deed. | ||
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Hello Sisters!
Today is sister's day, send this to all your
sisters even me if I am like one. loved.
Happy Sister's Day!
Girlfriend and
Sister'sWeek
To the cool women that have
touched my life. Here's to you!
What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants
and shopping, lunching, and traveling girls?
TO MY GIRLFRIENDS! 
Eye Seeing Cat
For those of you who find critters as
remarkable as I do . . . . . meet Cashew
the Lab, and her seeing eye cat, Libby.
I wish for all our sakes that this was
possible with humans.
Aren't animals the nicest folks! ? ?
Friends come in all sizes
good one for cat lovers and cat haters
Dwight Nelson recently told a true
story about the pastor of
his church. He had a kitten that climbed up
a tree in his backyard
and then was afraid to come down.
The pastor coaxed, offered warm
milk, etc.
The kitty would not come down.
The tree was not sturdy enough
to climb, so the pastor decided that if
he tied a rope to his car
and pulled it until the tree bent down,
he could then reach up and
get the kitten.
That's what he did, all the while
checking his progress in the
car. He then figured if he went just a
little bit further, the tree
would be bent sufficiently for him to
reach the kitten. But as he
moved the car a little further forward,
the rope broke.
The tree went 'boing!' and the kitten
instantly sailed through
the air - out of sight.
The pastor felt terrible. He walked
all over the neighborhood
asking people if they'd seen a little kitten.
No. Nobody had seen
a stray kitten. So he prayed, "Lord, I just
commit this kitten to
your keeping," and went on about his
business.
A few days later he was at the
grocery store, and met one of
his church members. He happened to look
into her shopping cart and
was amazed to see cat food. This
woman was a cat hater and everyone
knew it, so he asked her, 'Why are you buying
cat food when you
hate cats so much?'
She replied, "You won't believe this,"
and then told him how
her little girl had been begging her for a
cat, but she kept
refusing. Then a few days before, the
child had begged again, so
the Mom finally told her little girl,
'Well, if God gives you a
cat, I'll let you keep it.' She told the
pastor, 'I watched my
child go out in the yard, get on her
knees, and ask God for a cat.
And really, Pastor, you won't believe this,
but I saw it with my
own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying
out of the blue sky, with
its paws outspread, and landed right in
front of her.'
Never underestimate the Power of God and
His unique sense of humor
Your Cat's New Year's Resolutions
My human will never let me eat their pet hamster,
and I am at peace with that.
I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the
aquarium
I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs,
then come home and throw them up, so my
humans can see that I'm getting plenty of
roughage.
I will not lean way over to drink out of the tub,
fall in, and then bolt right for my litterbox. (It
took FOREVER to get the stuff out of my fur.)
I will not use the bathtub to store live mice
for late-night snacks.
We will not play "Herd of Thundering Wildebeests
Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti",
over my human's bed while they're trying to
sleep.
I cannot leap through closed windows to catch
birds outside. If I forget this and bonk my head
on the window and fall behind the couch in my
attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing
again.
I will not assume the patio door is open, when I
race outside to chase leaves.
I will not stick my paw into any container to see
if there is something in it. If I do, I will not hiss
and scratch when my human has to shave me to
get the rubber cement out of my fur.
If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.
When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of
the house. It is not necessary to check every
door.
I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while
people are trying to bring in groceries or
laundry, or else one of these days, it will
really come true.
When the humans play darts, I will not leap into
the air and attempt to catch them.
I will not swat my human's head repeatedly, while
they are on the family room floor trying to do sit
ups.
When my human is typing at the computer, their
forearms are *not* a hammock.
Computer and TV screens do not exist to backlight
my lovely tail.
I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for
no reason after my human has watched a horror
movie.
I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down
the hall, and growl at NOTHING, after my human has
watched the X-Files.
I will not drag dirty socks onto the bed at night, and
then yell at the top of my lungs so that my humans
can admire my "kill."
I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle
of the night and stare until they wake up.
I will not lie on my human's legs in bed at night,
rendering them unable to move or turn over.
I will not walk on the key board when my human is
writing important adagfsg gdjag ;ln.
Peeping Tom ? ?
This girl I know lives on the 4th
floor of an apartment building,
and even though it is a fairly good
neighborhood, she has been having
trouble with a Peeping Tom that lives
next door ...
Every time she goes out on her balcony
to catch a bit of sun while wearing her
bikini, this Peeping Tom looks over from
his balcony as soon as she removes her
top, and stares at her ...
She has complained to the superintendent
about this Peeping Tom, but he says she
must have positive proof before he can do
a thing ...
She FINALLY got a picture of him while he
was staring at her ...
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SMILE .........
it's catching!
Gotcha ya ......HAVE A GREAT DAY !!!
Teenagers and Cats
Click on this link to check out the really cute site about Teenagers and Cats
TGood Laugh For All Cat Lovers
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was
a sorry sight, starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair
all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier
and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we
named her "Pussycat".
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would
let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the
complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks?"
He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the
dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my
husband 'El-Cheap-O' , and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O' .
They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one
another,with my husband getting in the last word on this particular
occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who
is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's
waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the
doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously
seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice
said, "Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and
shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I
think she's pregnant. Goodness knows who the father is!" Then he
closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends,is getting even!
Update On Queen Of The Day Mother Day (Cat) Contest
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Twinkie highlighted two of Animal Outreach's programs (our McHenry County Animal Control Cooperative and Rescue-Foster-Adoption programs) helping drive McHenry towards being a "No-Kill" county.